Sassy!

Is this more of a pun or more word-play?  More like ass-play if you ask me.  I stand by it, though.  I wish I would have drawn the sassy watch doing the Z-snap because that is awesome as hell. Z-SNAP!!!!!!!!!

Zombiemobile

Zombies can barely walk, so who the hell was driving?  Who called the Zombulance? (I like zombulance better, but "zombiemobile" was already written in ink.) Shouldn't whoever called still be around trying to render aid and then they would be all "Oh shit! Zombies!" and THEN run away?  Were they psychic? Why is the blood red but not the emergency lights? Huh? Huh?!?!?  Dumb old comic.

Pikachu Faces of Death

My kids are really into these guys, or at least they were last week.  I did my best to copy the characters out of one of their books.

How to karate

For self defense

Bunnies, Tetris and Death

It doesn't really.

Moo Juice

Did you ever tell a funny joke and milk shot out of you friend's nose?  Yeah, well, one time I did that with a grape.  That is a unique feeling.

Cross Country

I run quite a bit, and it is a reflective time for me.  Unfortunately, all of my blood is in my legs and lungs, so I am pretty stupid when I am doing it.  This was a brilliant idea I got around mile 6.

Oldster Pranks

Sometimes the most simplistically drawn boners are the most satisfying.

Cat's perspective

My cat is too stupid to think.  So even though this may look like my cat, it is not.